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Everything your website
should do.
Delivered in 21 days.

A done-for-you WordPress build with conversion copy, on-page SEO, lead capture, and a 24/7 AI support agent. Stacked at $8,300+ value. Priced from $1,990. Refunded in full if we miss day 21.

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Plus a free Competitor Gap Report ($500 value) within 48hrs of the call.
62
Sites shipped
0
Refunds issued
21
Day guarantee
$8.3K
Stack value
Trusted by owners atCleaning Co.Thornton & HaleWestbrook DentalRidgeline RoofingVega Med SpaBellweather LawCottage PlumbingNorth Star Chiro
01Why local sites fail

Your competitors are ranking, booking, and closing, while your site does nothing.

Most local business sites fail in four predictable ways. We see the same pattern, week after week, across every industry we audit.

01

Six months wasted

Average local site takes 4 to 6 months. You are losing leads the whole time.

02

Wrong words on every page

Generic copy by designers who do not write, or AI slop. Neither converts.

03

Invisible on Google

No schema, no on-page SEO, no plan. Just a “pretty” site that nobody finds.

04

Phone goes to voicemail

Leads come in at 9pm. You call back at 9am. They booked your competitor at 9:15pm.

02What you ship on day 21

From invisible to inevitable,
in 21 days.

Before

Where most local businesses are stuck.

  • ×Template site that looks like five competitors
  • ×Vague copy: “We’re passionate about quality service”
  • ×Inquiry form that nobody answers after 6pm
  • ×Page 4 on Google for your own service and city
  • ×No idea why leads are not converting
After · day 21

What you ship with on day 21.

  • Custom site that looks like the #1 choice in your city
  • Specific copy that names the customer’s exact problem
  • 24/7 AI agent that books appointments while you sleep
  • Ranking on the keywords that actually drive revenue
  • Monthly report. You see exactly what is working.
03Everything you get

Six deliverables, stacked.
Priced like a no-brainer.

Each line item is what our competitors charge for separately. We bundle them, fix the price, and put the deadline in writing.

Custom WordPress site, 8 to 12 pages
Mobile-first, fast-loading, conversion-focused. Yours to keep forever.
$3,500
Professional copywriting, every page
We write it all. You do not write a single word.
$1,500
On-page SEO foundation
Keywords, meta tags, schema, sitemap, Google Analytics 4.
$1,000
Lead capture and booking integration
Forms, booking widgets, WhatsApp button, basic CRM setup.
$500
24/7 AI support agent
Always-on chatbot that handles enquiries, FAQs, and after-hours lead capture.
$800
30-day post-launch support
Any change, fix, or issue handled same-day for 30 days after go-live.
$500
Google Business Profile setup and optimization
Your Google map listing built out and optimized so local buyers find and call you first.
$500
Total stack value and your investment
$8,300+Starting from$1,990
Final number scoped on your intro call, based on industry, page count, and city. Every client gets the same deliverables.
04Plus, on the house

Three bonuses,
worth $1,200.

Bonus 01
Competitor Gap Report
Visual breakdown of where your top 3 competitors outrank you, and what we will do about it.
$500 value
Bonus 02
Loom walkthroughs
Custom video tutorials for every part of your new site. Your team trained on day one.
$300 value
Bonus 03
First-90-day content plan
12 blog topics plus a publishing schedule. Ready to hand to a writer or run yourself.
$400 value
05Your guarantee

We hit day 21.
Or you don’t pay.

The 21-day deadline is written into every contract. If we do not ship a live, fully-built site on day 21, you get every dollar back. No questions. No clauses. No creative interpretation.

Contracted in writing, not a marketing claim
Counted from the day we receive your deposit
Refund processed within 7 days of day 22
62 builds shipped. 0 refunds issued. Ever.
Or your money back
21
days flat
06Your options, side by side

The only way to lose this comparison,
is to skip the read.

SlashPieTypical agencyFreelancerDIY (WordPress)
Timeline
21 days, contracted
4 to 6 months, slipping
Unpredictable
Months of weekends
Total cost
From $1,990
$10-25K
$3-8K plus scope creep
$40 plus 200 hours
Copywriting
Included, every page
Often extra
DIY or extra
DIY
SEO foundation
Included
$1-3K add-on
Often missing
DIY
AI support agent
Included, 24/7
Not offered
Not offered
Not offered
Lead capture
Forms + booking + CRM
Forms only
Forms only
DIY
Money-back guarantee
Full refund, day 22
None
None
N/A
After-launch support
30 days, same-day
Retainer required
Hourly
Self-serve
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07What 21 days can do

Here’s what your numbers could look like, 90 days from launch.

Real clients · 21 days each
Dental clinic · Austin TX
3.9×
booked appointments in 90 days

Westbrook Family Dental

Old site: a brochure. New site: a 24/7 AI agent that answered after-hours questions and booked them straight into the calendar.

12/mo to 47/mo bookings · 21 days to launch · $0 ad spend
Law firm · Charlotte NC
+$140K
pipeline in the first quarter

Thornton & Hale

Two prior agencies. Neither shipped. We launched their site in 19 days and ranked them on three city and practice-area keywords inside 8 weeks.

Day-21 launch · ranking page 1 by week 9
Cleaning company · Tampa FL
61%
lift in qualified leads, month 1

Clearline Cleaning

New copy named the customer’s exact pain (move-out deposits). Forms tuned, AI agent qualified leads before they hit the inbox.

First booking arrived during QA · 0 marketing change
08In their words

The owners writing the checks,
on the record.

“

Three weeks. New site. First booking came through while we were still reviewing the final pages.

Dana R.
Owner · Clearline Cleaning, Austin TX
“

I’d worked with two other agencies before. Neither delivered. SlashPie was done before the second had finished the sitemap.

Marcus T.
Partner · Thornton & Hale Law
“

The AI agent booked a patient at 11pm on a Sunday. That alone paid for the build.

Dr. Priya V.
Owner · Westbrook Family Dental
09Questions, answered

Common questions
before signing.

Have one that is not here? Send it. We answer within 24 hours, even at the inquiry stage.

Ask on the call
What if you miss the 21-day deadline?
Full refund, no questions. We have never issued one, but the guarantee is the guarantee. We are the ones taking the risk, not you.
What if I do not like the design?
You approve direction on day 7 before a single pixel of the real design is built. One revision round is included on each page. Most clients use zero.
Do I need to write anything?
No. Not a word. We interview you once, then write all the copy. You approve or request changes.
Do I own the site?
Completely. WordPress, hosting credentials, content, everything. Walk away any time.
What about hosting?
Cloudways, SiteGround, or your existing host. We do not lock you into our hosting.
Is there an ongoing fee?
Not for the site itself. If you want us to keep shipping content, running ads, or monitoring your AI agent, that is a separate retainer. Your choice.
What if my industry is regulated (medical, legal)?
We have shipped for dental, chiropractic, and law firms. HIPAA-aware forms, compliant disclaimers, and approval flows are built in.
10Next step

Book the call.
Get the report.
Decide after.

20 minutes. No pitch. You’ll walk away with a free Competitor Gap Report, the same one we would build for a client, whether you hire us or not.

  • 1
    We audit your top 3 competitors
    And show you where they are winning
  • 2
    We scope your build live
    You know the price and timeline before we hang up
  • 3
    You get the report within 48 hours
    $500 value, yours either way
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